-paper due on monday

-just now e-mailing the prof for clarification on the paper structure

-so obvious I’m just doing this at the last possible second

-in my defense I’m really fucking good at writing papers, okay, and I’m a fast writer

-not that that’s actually a defense

-but fuck it everyone else is probably doing the same thing

-no YOU spent the entire reading week watching Archer and trying to figure out a way to make your research paper for ANOTHER class be all about sherlock fanfiction and still seem legit, thus forcing you to finish your mid-term paper AND critical analysis AND paper proposal in a 48-hour-long, ritalin-fuelled rush of anxiety

-why do they even let me go to school I mean whose idea was this seriously