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heart of my own

Listen here cum slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like an ironically kitschy gift shop. They’ll rarely walk directly into American Apparel.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

Those hipsters probably still got dust in their eyes.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that innocent hipsters were probably covered in gross feathers and shit?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

  1. coldbitterness said: Beautiful tbh
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