A message from letstalkaboutrape
As the catmom of an adopted adult black cat with thumbs I can attest that they are truly magical, wonderful beings. I hope Socrates finds a home with someone who recognizes his majesty <3

so do I! all my friends and I are really invested in the wellbeing of Socrates. 

cheatthis:

He is a dragon and his treasure is my lotion.

This is the cat Pif wants to adopt but I don&#8217;t think we can afford to adopt. I&#8217;m reblogging this for other Montrealers who might be in the market for a cat.
he&#8217;s considered &#8220;less adoptable&#8221; because people are fucking stupid assholes who don&#8217;t realize that being an adult black cat with thumbs makes him approximately ten times more magical than any non-be-thumbed, non-black kitten
he plays fetch!!!
he&#8217;s very very friendly and loveable
seriously just look at him
his name is Socrates and he is basically perfect in every way
if I didn&#8217;t live in a small apartment and with a very limited budget I would adopt him but I just am not in a position to be able to give a third cat a forever home right now but if you adopt him I will be jealous of you forever 

cheatthis:

He is a dragon and his treasure is my lotion.

This is the cat Pif wants to adopt but I don’t think we can afford to adopt. I’m reblogging this for other Montrealers who might be in the market for a cat.

  • he’s considered “less adoptable” because people are fucking stupid assholes who don’t realize that being an adult black cat with thumbs makes him approximately ten times more magical than any non-be-thumbed, non-black kitten
  • he plays fetch!!!
  • he’s very very friendly and loveable
  • seriously just look at him
  • his name is Socrates and he is basically perfect in every way
  • if I didn’t live in a small apartment and with a very limited budget I would adopt him but I just am not in a position to be able to give a third cat a forever home right now but if you adopt him I will be jealous of you forever 

I need to not ever show Pif pictures of cheatthis's foster cat because I did today and I had to spend the next twenty minutes arguing with him because we can't afford to adopt another cat, we already have two, we have a tiny apartment, one of our cats is a special dietary needs kitty who needs expensive food that we can barely afford as it is, etc etc, and he was just like, “but he NEEEEEDS a forever home, why can't we give him a forever home” 

finally I was like “fine YOU find us the extra money and you find us a new apartment with more room and you arrange the move and you do all the paperwork and stuff for the adoption and if YOU do all that we can adopt Socrates” and that shut him up. I think if Pif did not live with me he would have like six cats. I never dreamed that I would be the OBSTACLE to someone being a crazy cat person. 

like honestly what is more embarrassing: the fact that pre-coffee I took a satirical article at face value, or the fact that the writing on that show is so bad that I was like “yeah, that’s about what the dialogue for that show sounds like, it’s pretty much that bad”

like apparently tonight’s episode of Gotham deals with a child trafficking ring which as we all know is completely appropriate material for a series where the main characters were originally designed to appeal to very young children

dorkly:

8 Most Subtle Moments of Foreshadowing on ‘Gotham’

To keep reading, click here!

"subtle"

I mean this is parody but the writing in this show is so bad I thought at first that it was legit, because that’s like, what I expect from this show after the pilot. 

abuse tw

not reblogging directly b/c I don’t wanna engage this person for reasons that will become obvious but lol the person who posted:

instead of recognizing that some symptoms of mental illness present as being abusive you’re going to altogether say that symptomatic mentally ill people are in control over their symptoms & are therefore intrinsically abusive people? nice! love demonization of mentally ill people :) thank you :) 

also posted later:

if you were to put me on the same level as an abuser because i blacked out due to an overwhelming surge of emotions & did something i had no conscious knowledge of doing (which is a thing that has happened & can happen again to me!) that’s ableist….like nobody is saying the person at the receiving end of these actions can’t be hurt & that they have to just live with it and put up with it but to compare the symptoms of mental illness that cause a person to lose control of themselves to an abuser is wrong lmao

like hoooooooooooooooooly shit 

guess it was ableist of me to be abused by someone who claimed that a head injury made them “lose control”

9.28.2014 - update on 4 month old bibbles

omg

darnhomosexuals:

i just saw something that reminded me of Internet Culture Anno 2006 and now I’m wondering

are people still commiting fake suicides? are people still having fake pregnancies, get into fake car crashes and have fake miscarriages? are people still dying of rare fake strains of TB? are people still liberating fake Pakistani women with their HP slash fic?

anomaly1:

gang0fwolves:

thecogsofmycranium:

A’shop

Holy shit

wow

I pass this on my way to the pool! yeah montreal

seriously that guy is leaning REALLY HARD on the fat thing, someone else can take it from here honestly, there’s no fun in “yeah but you’re fat” over and over again for me. 

I may be fat but at least women show up for dates with me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"SHUT UP YOU FAT BITCH why don’t women like me :’("