March 2012
ethanology:
megachiropteran:
missvoltairine:
andtherewaslight:
megachiropteran:
octosquid:
missvoltairine:
I hope Rick Santorum cuts himself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long.
His friends say it’s darkest just before he gets elected. We’re pretty sure they’re all wrong.
Rick Santorum hopes it stays dark forever. He hopes the worst isn’t over.
Rick Santorum hopes I...
andtherewaslight:
megachiropteran:
octosquid:
missvoltairine:
I hope Rick Santorum cuts himself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long.
His friends say it’s darkest just before he gets elected. We’re pretty sure they’re all wrong.
Rick Santorum hopes it stays dark forever. He hopes the worst isn’t over.
Rick Santorum hopes I blink before he does. He hopes I never get...
Not Rick Santorum related: my cat is for real trying to HUG the wall-mounted heater in our bedroom right now, and making the most contented cat noises you ever heard a cat make.
Callaloo/Heater is now my OTP.
I hope Rick Santorum loses his health care card, and then he has to spend all day getting a new one, and then on the day his new one arrives in the mail he finds his old one behind the couch, and he never throws the old one away and he always gets them confused, and then one day he tries to go to get a prescription filled and he takes his old one and the pharmacist thinks he’s trying to pull...
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I hope Rick Santorum cuts himself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long.
I hope Rick Santorum leaves some red cabbage lying out on the kitchen counter after dinner and his cat eats it and then pukes it up, and Rick Santorum freaks out because he doesn’t realize that his cat is puking up red cabbage and he thinks his cat is puking up blood, and he has to take his cat to the vet and spend a hundred bucks just to figure out that his cat is totally fine.
I hope Rick Santorum never finds out what...
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I hope Rick Santorum gets halfway through an episode of Sherlock before his wireless connection cuts out and the video stops loading, and he has to reconnect to the internet and refresh the page, and then it turns out that the video player on that website doesn’t let him just skip to the middle before the whole thing is loaded.
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I hope Rick Santorum’s cat pulls all the books off his bookshelves one by one.
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I hope Rick Santorum’s neighbors throw a big noisy party when he has to be up early the next morning, and then his upstairs neighbors think that the noise is coming from his place so they bang on their floor really hard, right above his bedroom.
tremblesowicked:
she-is-fiercer:
throwing-milkshakes-at-cars:
vanboobsenstein:
speakgirl:
weirdsociology:
dazaibrosamu:
fluxcapacitoppar:
autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction...
February 2012
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Today I:
-was present as the Women’s Studies Students Association passed a UNANIMOUS decision to join the student strike in March!
-killed my last midterm. KILLED IT DEAD. You know that feeling you get when you finish an exam and you just KNOW you did really, really well? Totally got that feeling. Which, considering as I didn’t touch the readings until last night, I think is pretty...
uglyempire replied to your post: So,uh
what… laura who are you talking to this is terrible.
This person (obvious trigger warnings apply for… I can’t even articulate this shit, co-opting of social justice language to justify predatory bullshit?)
I know it’s kind of passive-aggressive to respond without reblogging, so the person you’re responding to doesn’t know...
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So,uh
if you think that the antidote to paternalistic and disempowering attitudes towards teenagers’ sexualities, sex lives, etc
is adults making the argument that they should be allowed to sleep with 14 year olds
PLEASE get out of all discourse on this issue, you’re not fucking helping anyone, you creepy, creepy fuck.
Like, there’s a lot to be said about the fact that the...
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So Binky, our fluffy tuxedo cat who isn’t really a kitten anymore but still acts like one, has learned how to turn on the lights in our bedroom. He’s figured out that if he stands on the nightstand by the dresser and reaches up to nudge the lightswitch up with his paw, the lights go on.
He’s also figured out that this tends to get us out of bed on mornings when we’re...
criticize sherlock fandom
lose followers
what were those guys, new?
songs I’m comforted by lately.
woah
I’m gonna meet Jane Doe next week.
Heavy but also awesome.
Sherlock Fandom. A Word?
lalie:
laydownanywhere:
So it’s homophobic to cast Lucy Liu as Watson because then there won’t be gay subtext.
Oh. Okay, so it’s not homophobic when producers give a wink-wink-nod and fetishize gay people, when we exist as long as we don’t have sex, when we exist only as something to be laughed about but never stated?
That’s harmful. When gay people are only on television to titilliate,...
getting reading for midterm exam tomorrow
Haven’t even TOUCHED the readings for this class up until now, to be honest.
It’s just so… basic. :/ I could probably do fine on it without even studying, just drawing from my existing knowledge. ‘S what I get for taking an intro-level class I didn’t really need to take? ALL OF THE ANXIETY, NONE OF THE INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION.
Wow I have the stupidest problems. MY...
inkstainedqueer asked: Ugh I hate sitting at a panel and taking notes. It's so dull. I thought you should know that I am currently eating beans and hot dogs. Responsible Adult over here, yep. But seriously, I just signed my life away for the next two years. A filmmaker will be following me around, making a documentary about my life. Imagine how much tea he'll catch me drinking! It could be a GIF when the film...
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Watchuglyempire:
adam has a tambourine. i think i need to carry it around and be like “hey gadje, you thought i was kidding when i said i was gonna fuck you up with a tambourine, ja? WELL I WASN’T.”
MENACING TAMBOURINE SHAKE
“The victim who is able to articulate the situation of the victim has ceased to...”
– James Baldwin (via funkyfest
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why am I getting anxiety stomach cramps over going...
ALL I have to do is sit in the back, listen, and take notes, this is not a particularly heavy responsibility or loaded social obligation or anything.
I liked how Jericho Punk had hints of "you left...
Anonymous asked: As someone who has never been drunk, I haven't found so far that anybody minds if I accept their invitations to go out drinking and actually just drink water and socialize. I accept, of course, that the imagined social awkwardness of not partaking might not be the only reason you'd avoid that scenario. -Andy H.
at the end of class tonight when i put on my lion...
then he invited me to get a beer with him.
never been more pissed at myself for not being able to handle drinking lately. >:/
i slipped on ice yesterday and fell really hard on...
I am literally butthurt.
~~~this is a quality blog~~~
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velocidarling replied to your post: wow this book is triggering as fuck
time for extensionssss (i do this maybe a lot)
yeah short of pulling an all nighter (which i might do anyway) I don’t really have any other options at this point.
Kiiiind of kicking myself for procrastinating on this and not anticipating my reaction and not asking for an extension sooner. Oh well.
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wow this book is triggering as fuck
10 page report centered specifically around said book due at 10 am tomorrow
wat now
shit
academia problems
trying to find official stats and citations on shit you know to be common sense
today in "actual titles of things I am actually...
The Protean Quality of Subcultural Consumption: An Ethnographic Account of Gay Consumers
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You know when you’re really exhausted and really hungry and you’re trying to eat something before going to bed but you’re so tired it’s actually really hard to eat and you just sit there staring at the internet for like 20 minutes without actually processing any of the information you’re looking at and trying to eat your food but everything takes SO MUCH ENERGY so you...
isabelthespy replied to your photo: Because I feel the need to prove to y’all that I…
okay, so what this title SOUNDS like it’s saying is that choosing celibacy “queers” heteropatriarchy, including/only? when straight people do it. but, like, that’s obviously not what the book is about, right?
It SORT of is? The central premise seems to be that women, specifically, who are celibate...
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omg
I’m reading a book called The Power Of Erotic Celibacy: Queering Heteropatriarchy.
queering heteropatriarchy
oh academia.
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“The tube of vaseline, which was intended to grease my prick and those of my...”
– Jean Genet, The Thief’s Journal, p. 14
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“Fan fiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where...”
– Henry Jenkins (Director of media studies at MIT)
takeyoutotheotherside replied to your post: seriously though i am the shit at writing papers
How are you disabled? I’m trying to get on disability for my school as well because I have two chronic illnesses.
I have multiple mental illnesses and endometriosis.
IDK how it works at your school, but what I did was go to my school’s centre for students with disabilities, ask them for the...
velocidarling replied to your post: -paper due on monday -just now e-mailing the prof…
omg R U ME
Well we ARE brain twins, dude, idk what else you expect.
(<3)
seriously though i am the shit at writing papers
It’s the one thing I’m good enough at that I feel like I can say “I’m really good at this” without lying.
The lowest grade I’ve ever gotten on a paper was an A-, and that was because it was a week and a half late. The prof threatened to fail me but when I turned in my paper they said that wouldn’t be fair given the quality of the paper.
So I’m...
-paper due on monday
-just now e-mailing the prof for clarification on the paper structure
-so obvious I’m just doing this at the last possible second
-in my defense I’m really fucking good at writing papers, okay, and I’m a fast writer
-not that that’s actually a defense
-but fuck it everyone else is probably doing the same thing
-no YOU spent the entire reading week...